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She's got coke in her pants and she's ready to dance
And she hasn't been drunk in three weeks
Her rehab bracelet isn't dialed in for blow
She's hitting the town and she's ready to go
All night
All night
All night
All night
She's got coke in her pants
And she's ready to dance all night
Those Long Island iced teas are a thing of the past
She learned her lesson through her stints in rehab
No more drinking it leaves a fat head
No more drinking the publicity’s bad
All night
All night
All night
All night
No more drinking
The publicity's bad all night
So let's leave the paparazzi
Far behind
We'll meet in the bathroom
At a quarter to nine
We'll drink Perrier
Til the crack of dawn
And we'll party, party, party, party, party, party, party
The fight in the car wasn’t something she’d planned
It seemed that her friends just got plain out of hand
The wild goose chase and the public arrest
Let the whole world see what was down in her pants
All night
All night
All night
All night
Let the whole world see
What was down in her pants all night
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Pullya Pantsup
02:40
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I turned 35 late last week
I gotta admit things look bleak
I got a dead end job, a wife and three kids
All I got to show is my dance club threads
So I’m walkin’ real slow on a downtown street
Shuffle my iPod, find me a beat
Some fine Jay Z or 50 Cent
When a dime street ho starts breaking my head
Pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup
I’m talking to you
Pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup
You’re not that cool
Pullya pantsup, pullya pant up, pullya pantsup
You look like a fool
Pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup.
Pantsup
My eyes went wide, what the Hell is this
Some misguided farmer, thinks he’s hip?
Tellin’ me here on my own home street
My low riding pants are indiscreet
I got a dead end job, a wife and three kids
And now I gotta suffer something like this
The music that gives my life a few perks
Reduced to drivel, co-opted by jerks
Chorus
Listen you dudes, don’t mess with my threads
If I went that straight, I’d sooner be dead
Life’s hard enough just earning some bread
Without jive talkin’ mommies pounding in my head
Please don’t mess with this man on the street
When this bro’s walkin’ slow and I shuffle a beat
Keep your mind wide open, show me respect
Leave off that pullya pantsup shit
Pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup
You be thinkin’ you hip?
Pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup
You be takin’ a trip
Pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup
Would you button your lip?
Pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup, pullya pantsup
Pantsup
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Bumbo that’s two cubes of sugar
Two ounces of rum
An ounce of water
A dash of nutmeg
Bumbo
There’s a party tonight at Colonel Washington’s
The House of Burgess election is nigh
There’s a party tonight at Colonel Washington’s
The voters are coming; there’ll be plenty of rum
Come election time when America was young
And the landed gentry held office
They curried the favor of constituents
With voters parties fueled by rum
In seventeen hundred fifty eight
With Burgess elections in a fortnight
The home of Colonel Washington
Was opened to the voters
Who shouted through the night
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
Huzzas to the glory of Washington
The records of Colonel Washington
Showed one hundred sixty gallons of rum
For some three hundred ninety one
Voters of Frederick County
Now the last election he’d badly lost
But he didn’t make the same mistake twice
He hosted a party, made bumbo with rum
They voted for him with the taste on their tongues
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
Huzzas to the glory of Washington
Soon after the election, the house of Burgess passed
That no one be qualified to hold a seat
Who before the election gives meat or drink
In order to be elected
There was no further interest in Washington’s
Voters, parties, bumbo or rum
And he served for seven years
The party and parties had all moved on
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
They’re swilling the planters with bumbo again
Huzzas to the glory of Washington
So when we see elections are handily won
By candidates who’ve come to run
With war chests of their own
And they dole out millions wooing you and me
And we know they don’t pay our rent
Just remember how deep this practice runs
How little times have changed
Let’s sing the American song
Chorus
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4. |
Gun Control
02:53
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All right everybody
Here we go
It’s time to talk about
Gun Control
We’ll take a few minutes
We wanna be hip
It’s a subject that’s on
Everybody’s lips
Dat gun control
Gun Control
Last year in this country alone
87 murders from robbers in da home
From dis we know
Yo chance of getting hit
Is one in two hundred
Million thirty six
But remember bro, you just don’t know
And that’s why we have
Concealed weapon permits
Dat gun control
Gun control
All right everybody
Sound way coo’?
Now it’s time
To lay down da rules
I’ll give you the tools
For process and stuff
In just a few weeks
You be packin’ yo heat
And it’s legal!
So listen up
We sheep dogs
We guard the flock
We sheep dogs
We carry a Glock
We sheep dogs
Don’t bark a lot
But we keepin’ you safe
Wid gun control
Gun control
You say wad dat
Gun control
I tell you wad
Gun control
Gun control
It da people’s way
For keepin’ da peace
Get a county form
For concealed permits
Take a few classes
Shoot a few clips
Look at the instructors
Read their lips
Soon the pistol you packin’
Has papers!
Da cop who taught us
Was way beyond coo’
He showed us how
To bend da rules
Say we shoot an intruder
In da home
We know what to say
When da heat turned on
We sheep dogs
We guard the flock
We sheep dogs
We carry a Glock
We sheep dogs
Don’t bark a lot
But we keepin’ you safe
Wid gun control
Gun control
You say wad dat
Gun control
I tell you wad
Gun control
Gun control
It da people’s way
For keepin’ da peace
All right everybody
Time to wrap it up
Glad you got your permit
Hope you had fun
Now sooner or later
Someone out to get you
But when you be armed
Dey polite to you
Dat gun control
Gun control
Home owners who buy guns
To protect against an intruder
Will shoot themselves
Or get shot
50 times before they bag that intruder
But listen bro,
When you’re time has come
You wanna git dat one last shot
All right everybody
Sing along
We sheep dogs
We guard the flock
We sheep dogs
We carry a Glock
We sheep dogs
Don’t bark a lot
But we keepin’ you safe
Wid gun control
Gun control
You say wad dat
Gun control
I tell you wad
Gun control
Gun control
It da people’s way
For keepin’ da peace
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Tom Arnold Portland, Oregon
I enjoy the challenge of writing indifferent styles and genres. I have been described as "A pop savvy Americana
artist".
In addition to my EPs,"Redneck Ear Candy" and "Voices From the Fringe", I have released three singles in 2018.
"Hidden Hearts" is a love lost pop ballad.
"Queen of the Nile" is a pop/country ballad.
"I Am An Irish Writer" is a tongue in cheek Irish Folk tune.
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